Exactly how does one use “three seashells” to wipe one’s butt?
BEST EXPLANATION: In the year 2032 there is no toilet paper. Not only that, but the proper hygienic maintenance of one’s posterior is done with, yes, three seashells.
We were unable and unwilling to spend too much time imagining possible methods—all were terrible beyond comprehension. If anyone has—or finds—an answer, please, for the love of God, keep it to yourself.
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