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“From Hasbro, the company that brought you Transformers,” this ad opens, and sadly, this is probably the most commercially effective sales pitch I will see all night. Don’t worry, though: the trailer promises not of the intellectual complexity of trying to guess at random spaces on a game grid, just lots of fireballs and tortured, screeching metal, this time on water. God bless you, Battleship, and I look forward to the trailer for Angry Birds: The Smashening during Super Bowl 2013.
Grade: C+