It’s all over but the shouting for these men on The Bachelorette
Emily Maynard disappoints all the bachelors by turning down a night in the fantasy suite
The bachelors bring Emily Maynard home to meet mom and dad and reveal their deep psychological need to date women who look like family members
Everything gets really real as The Bachelorette sits on the brink of hometown dates
Emily Maynard brings her bachelors to Croatia, a country they all pretend they knew existed prior to landing there
…and they would like to send the bachelors back right now
The Bachelorette travels to the Bermuda Triangle and no one disappears
Highlights include Dolly Parton singing for Emily Maynard and one omelet named Shelly
The Muppets stop by The Bachelorette so Kermit can make a play for Emily Maynard’s heart. Or something.
Twenty-five men, a bunch of roses, and one lady who is trying really hard not to catch a disease on national television. That’s right, it’s The Bachelorette.