Selma Bouvier on The Simpsons
After Selma, Marge’s sister, has a few bad dates, Lisa suggests she tries artificial insemination. While Selma is at the sperm bank, she asks the doctor how she knows she’s getting quality sperm. The doctor says the applicants go through rigorous testing. This does little to reassure Selma who runs into a drunk Barney at the sperm bank. Before Selma has the chance to go through with artificial insemination, she babysits Bart and Lisa and decides she doesn’t want to be a parent.