Kenny Chesney’s 1999 song about alluring farm equipment contains lyrics that read like a bad romance novel. An unnamed woman sees him “plowing these fields in the hot summer sun,” so he makes “a little room and she climbs on up” and they “ride back and forth ’til we run out of light.” Basically, this is the country version of This Is Spinal Tap‘s “Sex Farm.”
Sample lyrics: “She likes the way it’s pullin’ while we’re tillin’ up the land/ She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my farmer’s tan.”
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