Remember in the summer of 2007, when you saw Die Hard with a Vengeance and you asked yourself if it was possible for villain Timothy Olyphant to show fewer facial expressions? Then you saw Hitman and you were all like, “Oh, I guess it is possible.”
As Agent 47, an assassin betrayed by his former organization, Olyphant plays bald very well which, if you’ve ever played the Hitman video game — or even just seen the box — you understand is essential to the movie. It’s also the film’s most illogical part. Whose genius idea was it to create a super-secret organization of bald assassins with bar codes on the back of their heads? That dude’s identifiable a mile away!