Jay Z Ranked His Own Albums for His 44th Birthday

And he did a pretty terrible job.

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Jay Z spent his birthday ranking his CDs. The 44-year-old rapper posted the rankings to his Life & Times blog Thursday and included both boasts and critiques in his annotations. Here’s the list:

1. Reasonable Doubt (Classic)

2. The Blueprint (Classic)

3. The Black Album (Classic)

4. Vol. 2 (Classic)

5. American Gangster (4 1/2, cohesive)

6. Magna Carta (F***wit, Tom Ford, Oceans, Beach, On the Run, Grail)

7. Vol. 1 (Sunshine kills this album…f***…Streets, Where I’m from, You Must Love Me…)

8. BP3 (Sorry critics, it’s good. Empire (Gave Frank a run for his money))

9. Dynasty (Intro alone…)

10. Vol. 3 (Pimp C verse alone…oh, So Ghetto)

11. BP2 (Too many songs. F***ing Guru and Hip Hop, ha)

12. Kingdom Come (First game back, don’t shoot me)

How would you rank Jay Z’s albums?