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When a good portion of your dance routine involves sitting in a chair while your partner does all the moves, you probably haven’t gotten off on the right foot. Or, really, any foot. Tucker Carlson’s routine, if you could call it that, was about as lifeless as his CNN Crossfire show was explosive. It basically involved one cardboard-stiff move after another, and even though he seemed to be enjoying himself, the judges pretty much hated him. Carlson even got a 3 out of 10 from one of them, who said his performance looked like he was sitting on a toilet. Carlson should’ve at least kept the bow tie on — it would’ve given the audience something interesting to look at.