Show: Mad Men
She’s a beautiful but sad housewife. The uptight, slightly unhinged wife of ad exec Don Draper finds herself so ill-equipped to deal with motherhood that by Season 4 of the critically acclaimed AMC show she’s actually less mature than her preteen daughter, Sally. Betty smokes while pregnant, slaps her kids and acts as if the whole world is against her. In fact, it’s not entirely clear that Betty even likes children. It’ll be a miracle if any of her brood grow up to be normal.