Who lights the lights of Chinatown just by walking in view? / ABC
It’s heavy fall-debut time, the season The Morning After was made for. I only have one set of eyes and one pair of hands—all thumbs—so any discussion of Dancing with the Stars, the premiere of The Mentalist or another episode of 90210 is welcome. (Feel free to bring up Fringe too, as I’m not sure I’ll get around to a post—except to ask, how many plots can you build around the concept of storing data in a human body? Do I have the plans for an atomic bomb encoded in my fingernails?)