Soldier Sequel SNAFU: G.I. Joe: Retaliation Stands Down, For Now

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No summer blockbuster season for these American heroes: the new G.I. Joe movie has been pushed back to March

Second Annual Edition: If I'd Been Tweeting from Cannes...

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TIME's critic gives us all chatter onscreen, in the press conferences and at café tables in 140 characters or less

The Intouchables: France's Biggest Hit Dares You to Resist Its Charms

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This fact-based fable of a rich white guy who can't move and the black ex-con who cares for him is ready to conquer America

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Idol Watch: Are You In a Rut, America?

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Spoilers for last night’s American Idol finale below:

Was anyone surprised?

Explainer: In Blockbuster Season, How Do Theaters Determine Which One Gets the IMAX Screen?

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The Avengers, Men in Black 3 and the soon-to-be-released Prometheus wage the eternal battle for placement

Kerouac's On the Road Comes to Cannes: Where's the Beat?

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Walter Salles' film of the Beat Generation classic wastes a strong cast, including Twilight's Kristen Stewart, in a needless tribute to '50s wanderlust

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Glee Watch: NYADA, NYADA, NYADA

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Spoilers for the season finale of Glee below:

One beef I often have with Glee episodes is that they move too fast, go in too many directions, try to cram in too much at once. You might say that about “Goodbye,” the season 3 finale, but in this case that approach seemed about right. It’s an episode about graduation, and graduation is something that, no matter how much you plan for and anticipate it, still goes too fast. Graduating is something you do, but in the moment it feels like something that happens to you, suddenly and all at once, like going over a waterfall.

Today's Movie Trailer: The Great Gatsby

Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Carey Mulligan star in the upcoming film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic, out Christmas Day. The first trailer is typical Baz Luhrmann — watch Daisy dance to Kanye and Jay-Z.

Dancing with the Stars Watch: The Last Dance

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Kelly Clarkson and Gladys Knight perform before the winner of the 14th season of Dancing with the Stars is announced

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Idol Watch: The Sing-Off

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I’m not convinced that American Idol finale performances actually mean anything. They don’t happen in a vacuum; fans have the whole season to base their votes on, and they’ve already fallen into camps. I’ve seen enough Idol finales where an underdog had a great night–and lost anyway. Still, there are the casual viewers you can hope to win over with a strong finale night—the Idol swing vote, as it were—so let’s see how diva Jessica and folkie Phillip did with their final pitches:

Are Superheroes Too Big For Television?

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The Avengers, Batman and Spider-man are headlining this season's must-see movies. Then why is it so hard for superheroes to fly on the small screen?

Music Festival Watch: Pearl Jam, D’Angelo and Red Hot Chili Peppers Coming to a Stage Near You

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Pearl Jam will co-headline Jay-Z's inaugural "Made in America" music festival, while the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Black Keys lead Austin City Limits' massive lineup

Today's Movie Trailer: Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master

Joaquin Phoenix is a damaged WWII vet who struggles to remember his most recent misdeed in the ominous trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's latest. No sign of Philip Seymour Hoffman or any Scientology references.

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Girls Watch: A Spartan Existence

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Hannah comes home to East Lansing and visits the netherland between college and full-fledged, independent adulthood, in an outstanding episode co-written by Judd Apatow.

Killing Them Softly: Brad Pitt's the Hitman, But the Movie's Not a Hit

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He's a mob enforcer, and a cool dude, in Andrew Dominik's laggard crime drama

Dancing with the Stars Watch: The Final Performances

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Donald Driver, William Levy and Katherine Jenkins battle for the illustrious Mirrorball Trophy

The Bachelorette Watch: The Muppets Make a Move on Emily

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The Muppets stop by The Bachelorette so Kermit can make a play for Emily Maynard's heart. Or something.

Jackie Chan Has (Not) Made His Last Action Film

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Jackie Chan reminds us that English is his second language. And despite rumors, no, he isn’t retiring from action movies, thank you.

Joey Ramone's Posthumous "...ya know?": You'll Almost Wish You Didn't

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At least there's no plans for a hologram

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Breaking Bad Returns for (Half of) Its Last Season July 15

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Walter White will be the one who knocks on your TV screen July 15, when Breaking Bad returns for its fifth and final season on AMC July 15. But you won’t have to say goodbye too soon, because the show will re-return for the same final season next summer: confirming what has been an open secret, the network is splitting the final run into two eight-episode chunks.