9 (More) Great New Christmas Albums

They won't make you want to kick a reindeer

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While the holidays mean many things to many people, one thing we can all agree on is that there’s too much of the same old holiday music played every year.

Whether in the shopping center or the supermarket or on hold with your bank, Christmas carols are inescapable. As a follow up to “9 Christmas Albums That Won’t Make You Want to Punch an Elf,” here are nine more albums to get you through the holiday season in style, even if you’ve worn a hole in your copy of A John Waters Christmas, can’t imagine spinning Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas and Mark Kozelek Sings Christmas Carols won’t be out until next year (although you can go here now and listen to some of it.)


[01]  Nick Lowe, Quality Street: A Seasonal Selection For All The Family

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The man behind tracks like “Cruel to Be Kind” and “I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll)” released his first-ever holiday album this year. Lowe describes this album as, “a sleigh bell-free zone,” which is an apt description of the often-dark album, which only includes one yuletide standard — a brass-stoked “Silent Night.” The remaining tracks are forgotten gems like Roger Miller’s wistful classic “Old Toy Trains”, original tracks and traditional hymns — all performed in Lowe’s singular style.


[02]  Bad Religion, Christmas Songs

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Put some punk in your Christmas with with this unlikely album from rock legends Bad Religion. The album features a merry blend of hard-driving traditional Christmas hymns that manage to still sound like Bad Religion  — plus a new mix of their single “American Jesus,” which gives the song a new twist.


[03]  Dr. Dog, Oh My Christmas Tree

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Originally intended as a gift to the band’s family and friends, Dr. Dog decided to release their first holiday EP. The four tracks on the mini-album are chockfull of “eggnog enhancers, tinsel-tossing cookie-cutting ribbon-tying types.” In keeping with the Christmas spirit, 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to Feeding America.


[04]  Various Artists, A Mad Decent Christmas

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Hear Christmas standards as reimagined by Diplo’s crew including Diplo, DJ Snake, Gent & Jawns, Juyen Sebulba, Astronomar and Kennedy Jones. The eight-song compilation features some of the biggest tracks by artists on Diplo’s label, remixed by the artists themselves with a holiday twist, including a self-professed “reindeer stomper” called “RUDE OFF 2013”.


[05]  Jacob Miller, Natty Christmas

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If you think of the promise of a White Christmas as a threat and your idea of a real Christmas holiday is ditching wintry shores for sunnier climes —or if you just really like reggae —you’ll want to grab yourself a copy of Natty Christmas by Jacob Miller and Ray I. The album transports listeners to a Caribbean Christmas with tracks like “All I Want For Ismas” and “Natty No Santa Claus “


[06]  Kool & The Gang, Kool For The Holidays

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Make your Christmas funky with a new holiday album from Kool and The Gang, their first Christmas album after making music together for more than 50 years. The album is filled with standards like “Joy to the World’ and “The Little Drummer Boy” and great originals like “Home For The Holidays.” When Bernard and Smith wrote “Winter Wonderland” back in 1934, they probably never imagined the booty-shaking beats, funky guitar and big diva vocals in the song’s future.


[07]  Various Artists, Oh Santa

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This compilation from Yep-Roc Records has a little something for everyone at your holiday party. Whether you want to have the Apples in Stereo put you in a “Holiday Mood” or hear the retro stylings of Los Straitjackets or go to church with Reverend Horton Heat and the Legendary Shack Shakers, it’s all on this album filled with favorites, old and new.


[08]  Weezer, Christmas with Weezer

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While fans were surprised when Weezer decided to release a festive album, but Rivers Cuomo and the band managed to pull it off. The album is filled with classic carols infused with Weezer’s trademark fuzzy punk-pop. “O Come All Ye Faithful” never sounded so good.


[09]  Various Artists, Icon: A Very Special Christmas

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It’s been 26 years since the first A Very Special Christmas album with its iconic Keith Haring cover art was released. To commemorate the many years of  A Very Special Christmas, which was the brainchild of Jimmy Iovine of Interscope Records and American Idol, the latest iteration of the Special Olympics benefit album features some of the most popular songs of Christmas compilations past, including Aretha Franklin, Elvis Presley, Carrie Underwood, Tom Petty and John Lennon doing Christmas classics.


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