One might think Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson have nothing in common, but lest we forget, they were both an integral part of MTV’s popular celebreality line-up in the early 2000s. Their rendition of ‘Winter Wonderland’ is predictably awful, proving that naughty (Osbourne) and nice (Simpson) mix like oil and water. And if that’s not enough, the song’s video is nothing less than surreal, with Simpson and Osbourne horsing around under the mistletoe while engaging in traditional holiday activities. Want to see Jessica pull Ozzy on a sled through fake snow? Your dream has come true.