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13 Worst-Ever Movie Taglines (Inspired by Dark Knight Rises Stinker)

In light of the lame, ponderous tagline for The Dark Knight Rises ("A fire will rise"), we've waded through the very worst taglines in movie history, in order to inflict them on, er, share them with you

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‘Nobody Does It Better … Thirteen Times’

By July 17, 2012
MGM / Everett

Movie: Octopussy

Tagline: “Nobody does it better … thirteen times”

Wait. What? Who does it better 13 times? Or has someone else done it terribly 13 times? Or does someone do it better, when doing it once, than others who do it 13 times? Look: it’s the 13th Bond film, and its title is Octopussy. Does this movie even need a tagline?

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