A public-service reminder: A Charlie Brown Christmas, originally scheduled to air tonight, has been rescheduled for Dec. 15, because President Obama is addressing the nation on his Afghanistan policy. Did his secret-madrassa-brainwashing program him to systematically take out Christian holiday icons on assuming the Presidency? I don’t know! I’m just asking questions here, people!
In the meantime, I highly recommend you read this brilliant Gawker feature on the hidden subtext of holiday specials. I still maintain, however, that Frosty the Snowman is actually a golem story.