In response to last night’s not-exactly-apology by David Letterman, a spokesperson for Sarah Palin says the Governor will not be making an appearance on Late Show:
“The Palins have no intention of providing a rating’s boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show,” the Alaska governor’s rep said in a statement to FOXNews.com. “Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman.”
I guess you could read that last quip as (1) saying that Dave would not want to be around a ticked-off Alaskan teenager, or (2) calling the host a pervert. Your call. [Update: Oh, or you could get all meta and call it making a joke about calling Dave a pervert. Which would tend to undermine the whole “How dare you exploit our daughter by involving her in a sexual joke” angle.]