Luckily for us, she ended up on a different career path
Oscars 2014
Oscars 2014: Why 12 Years a Slave Will Win Best Picture
It’s not the most clear-cut race in Oscar history, but Slave should still come out on top
Would the Oscars Have Loved Lana Del Rey If She Wasn’t So Young and Beautiful?
The singer’s Gatsby theme “Young and Beautiful” was brutally snubbed at the Oscars — and some suspect foul play
Oscar’s Hottest Tinder Profiles: Which Way Will You Swipe?
It’s going down, the Academy’s yelling “Tinder!”
The 5-Day Oscar Countdown: The Wolf of Wall Street, Blue Jasmine & Great Oscar Moments
Now’s your chance to catch up on the most crucial stuff to screen before the Oscars
Oscars 2014: Take a Look At Every Visual Effects Winner Ever
When imagination becomes reality
Oscars 2014: Why Lupita Nyong’o Will Win Best Supporting Actress
It all comes down to Lawrence vs. Lupita — but isn’t Jennifer Lawrence’s trophy case getting a little crowded?
Oscars 2014: Which Nominees Are Most Valuable?
Here’s why nobody wants Jonah Hill and everybody wants Sandra Bullock to endorse their products
The 5-Day Oscar Countdown: Gravity, Captain Phillips, The Great Beauty
There’s still plenty of time to become an Oscars expert. Start by watching these three things
The 5-Day Oscar Countdown: 12 Years a Slave, Dallas Buyers Club and Frozen
If you’re down to the wire with your Oscar prep, here’s your daily crash course in what to see and where
Oscar Nominations: Slave Tussles With Hustle
We track the honored and the ignored, the snubs and flubs, in all the top categories