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Dead Tree Alert: Bravo Strikes Gold

  Speaking of February ratings, here’s who else had a good February: Bravo, which just reported its highest ratings yet on the month, including all time ratings highs for Top Chef and multiple Real Housewives series. In my column in the print TIME this week, I look at how Bravo is riding high in the [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Mediapocalypse Now

I’ve been on vacation the past couple weeks, but Time ran a Tuned In column of mine in my absence. A robo-column, if you will. The topic: the general implosion of the media business… When the economy sneezes, the media business catches pneumonia. The problem for the media business in 2008 was that the economy [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: The Do-Over Season

Chuck gets an upgrade for season 2.0. / NBC One of many weird things about this fall is that the traditional “premiere week” begins next Monday, and yet you could argue that the biggest new fall debuts have already happened: 90210, Fringe, True Blood. What we have left is a few very minor pleasures (like [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Defeat the Press

My column in this week’s Time is about the McCain/Palin strategy of running against the media: Palin, who majored in journalism but has since seen the error of her ways, not only out-celebritied Obama but also showed him how real celebrities handle the press. Real celebrities don’t make themselves available to every Tom, Dick and [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: The Panda Paradox

ILLUSTRATION FOR TIME BY FRANCISCO CACERES PARAMOUNT In this week’s issue of Time, I have written the only column of mine that Tuned In Jr. and Tuned In Jr. Jr. will probably ever want to read, because it has an illustration of Po from Kung Fu Panda on it. The paradox of the title? With [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Mad Men '62

FRANK OCKENFELS / AMC Mad Men‘s second season debuts Sunday, and my review is in the print TIME this week. It begins: “Nostalgia. It’s delicate. But potent.” It’s November 1960, and ad writer Don Draper (Jon Hamm), in the first-season finale of Mad Men, is pitching a room of Kodak executives on a campaign for [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Comedy Is Not Pretty

This Tuesday, I deep-sixed the TIME column I had already written to write a new one about the politics of humor(lessness). If you’re a regular, much of it incorporates some of what I already posted on the New Yorker Obama cover hoo-hah earlier this week. (I know, I know; but the shamans whom we pay [...]

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Dead Tree Alert 2: Tim Gunn Endorses Obama

Michelle Obama, that is. Also in the current print edition of TIME, Tim Gunn escapes the suspicious Bravo fortress of silence surrounding Project Runway to take 10 Questions from the readers of the magazine. None of which have to do with Project Runway itself. (I’m told, though I haven’t listened, that at least some Runway [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Generation Kill

PAUL SCHIRALDI / HBO In this week’s Time, I review HBO’s Iraq War miniseries Generation Kill, which debuts Sunday night. From what I’ve read so far elsewhere, is looks like the praise for the series will be effusive, and that praise will be justified: Kill’s strength comes from focusing not on why we fight or [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Smug Warning

There was a great episode of South Park in which the environment is threatened by a massive “cloud of smug” generated by hybrid-car drivers. Some of the shows on the celebrity-obsessed eco-channel Planet Green—the subject of my latest print Time column—generate a cloud of smug so vast it threatens to blot out the sun: One [...]

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TV Weekend: OMG JONAS AGAIN

DISNEY CHANNEL Also in this week’s Time, I have a quick-blurb review of The Jonas Brothers’ Camp Rock, which premieres tonight on Disney Channel: The Jonas Brothers — those three words being all the review the tween audience needs — get a feature that might as well be titled High School Musical 2 II. (Summer [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: The Beltway Vs. The Blogs

My latest Tuned In column in Time arose from some conversations I’d been having lately with colleagues about how much influence new media (blogs, online news, YouTube, etc.) is having in this year’s election coverage as opposed to old media (newspapers, TV news, Time magazine, etc.). This issue has come up in every election since [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: A Working Girl, With Emphasis on the "Working"

Piper (Doctor Who) works hard for the money. / SHOWTIME In this week’s Time, I review Showtime’s high-priced escort comedy (the escort is high-priced, though I guess Showtime isn’t cheap either), Secret Diary of a Call Girl, about a London hooker (Billie Piper) whose real name is Hannah but whose trade name is “Belle.” Showtime [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Sex Sex Sex!

In this week’s print Time, I joined in the summer arts preview, which you might recognize as pretty much the summer arts preview that ran on time.com. In addition, I reviewed the Sex and the City movie, filling in for Time movie critic Richard Corliss, who was in Cannes when the review needed to close [...]

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Double Dead Tree Alert: or, Why Magazine Writers Hate Newspaper Writers

Crab fishing is a bitter fight for scarce resources. And so is TV criticism. / Cameron Glendenning / Discovery Channel In the magazine business, we have a thing called “lead time.” It means that many of the pieces you read in a print magazine like Time—especially anything not having to do with breaking news—gets written [...]

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Dead Electron Alert: Summer Preview

Eleswhere at time.com, I and other Time critics were enlisted to blurb four things in our respective fields that we’re curious about / looking forward to this summer. Readers love this, because it allows them to plan their summer entertainment calendars! Advertisers love it, because it means they get critics to write quasi-positive things about [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Florida Forever

In the paper version of Time magazine this week, my column looks at the upcoming HBO movie Recount, and how the 2000 electoral circus in Florida still looms over the psychology of politics—especially in a certain party that has a lot of members cheesed off about enfranchisement and Florida: After George W. Bush won Florida [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Montana or Molehill?

In this week’s Time, it fell to me to write The Moment—the mini-column that opens the magazine—on Miley Cyrus. Think of it as a last-minute asterisk on her Time 100 entry, written before the Vanity Fair incident, by the frighteningly prescient Donny Osmond (“Miley’s fans are not thinking about the fact that she will grow [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: The Unbearable White-Maleness of News Anchoring

In the current issue of the magazine, my column is about the contrast pointed up by the current election, and by Katie Couric’s reportedly impending departure from CBS News: the presidential field is more diverse than the people—or at least the marquee news anchors and primetime cable hosts—covering it and asking the questions at the [...]

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Dead Tree Alert x2: Reality TV and Realty TV

Dr. Drew counsels D-listers on Celebrity Rehab. / Evans Ward / VHI Two count them two articles in this week’s print Time magazine. My Tuned In column expands on this earlier riff about TLC’s new show Date My House to look at how cable’s empire of real-estate shows are dealing with—and even profiting from—the collapse [...]