Jay Z Ranked His Own Albums for His 44th Birthday

And he did a pretty terrible job.

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Jay Z spent his birthday ranking his CDs. The 44-year-old rapper posted the rankings to his Life & Times blog Thursday and included both boasts and critiques in his annotations. Here’s the list:

1. Reasonable Doubt (Classic)

2. The Blueprint (Classic)

3. The Black Album (Classic)

4. Vol. 2 (Classic)

5. American Gangster (4 1/2, cohesive)

6. Magna Carta (F***wit, Tom Ford, Oceans, Beach, On the Run, Grail)

7. Vol. 1 (Sunshine kills this album…f***…Streets, Where I’m from, You Must Love Me…)

8. BP3 (Sorry critics, it’s good. Empire (Gave Frank a run for his money))

9. Dynasty (Intro alone…)

10. Vol. 3 (Pimp C verse alone…oh, So Ghetto)

11. BP2 (Too many songs. F***ing Guru and Hip Hop, ha)

12. Kingdom Come (First game back, don’t shoot me)

How would you rank Jay Z’s albums?

2 comments
AdamJames
AdamJames

1. BP - Classic

2. RD- Classic

3. Black Album - 4 1/2

4. Volume 2 - 4

5. Volume 1 - 3 1/2

6. Volume 3 - 3 1/2

7. American Gangster - 3 1/2

8. BP2 - 3 (would've been a 4 as a single disc)

9. BP3 - 3

10. Dynasty - 2 1/2

11. Magna Carta - 2 1/2

12. Kingdom Come - 2 

SukeMadiq
SukeMadiq

1) Nga buys my CDs

2)Nga buy my sneakas
3) Nga buy my 200 dolla tshirt
4) Nga buy my cheapo wine with "spades" on da bottle
5) Nga buy my clothes at Barneys, but boycott Barneys aftah
6) Nga look at all my money U dum Nga gabe mees
7) Nga look at my hos big but
8) Nga stay away from my Maybach
9-12) Some more stuff bout me be richer dan you Nga!