You have to be barking mad to want to be a father:
“I don’t want babies the same way I wouldn’t want a puppy. It’s too much responsibility.”
But you’ll know when the time is right:
“The problem has always been how much time you need to devote to bringing up kids.”
And boy or girl, you’ll be happy as long as they’re healthy:
“I have to say I would prefer a girl.”
It will be tricky at first:
“I’m not sure I would be good for the first six months or so but once they knew who I am…”
Especially since today’s world is filled with so many temptations for children:
So be sure to set boundaries for them—and yourself:
Or they will try to rebel:
“I couldn’t have children. If I had them here drawing on the walls I’d go nuts.”
Try to celebrate a child’s good qualities:
Keeping in mind that they’re young:
“You sing like a three-year-old girl dressed like LaToya Jackson.”
Though they will get better with age:
“I like the fact that they’re cocky now from the age of four.”
Much better:
“I’d sort of want people born at the age of 10, I think.
Above all, never be afraid to give a child tough love: