Just a List: America’s Worst (Fictional) Schools

From the Ayn Rand School for Tots to Wossamotta U

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Russian-born author and philosopher Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982) stands with her arms folded on a street in New York City, 1957.

With Monsters University scaring up big business at the box office, we combed through TV shows and movies to find other schools and colleges you probably wouldn’t want your kids attending. Herewith, our favorite institutions of lower education…

Ayn Rand School for Tots – The Simpsons

Martin Mull Elementary – Family Guy

Lamont Sanford Junior High – Everybody Hates Chris

Marion Barry High School – High School High

University of North Alaska – The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

North Southwestern State University – Boy Meets World

Swigmore University – The Simpsons

Wossamotta U – The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show

Handsome Boy Modeling School  – Get a Life

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College – The Simpsons

Larry Storch School of Karate – Married with Children

Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks – 30 Rock

Derek Zoolander Center for Children
Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to
Do Other Good Stuff Too –  Zoolander

2 comments
cjh2nd
cjh2nd

how was this list compiled? and why? there surely had to be a better use of time and energy than listing a bunch of fictional schools

Rhomega
Rhomega

3 entries from The Simpsons, and none of them are Springfield Elementary.