Boardwalk Empire Watch: Get Me a Wet Towel

When the war moves to New York, everyone feels more exposed

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Spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen “You’d Be Surprised,” have someone strap a belt around your neck before reading on.

It’s not a huge surprise that Rosetti’s sexual tastes run to the louche. We have already seen him treat most people as though he can buy them. But I was not expecting to learn that Rosetti’s vulnerability would be so similar to Van Alden’s. Van Alden has beaten himself with a belt; Rosetti wants women to choke him with a belt. Rosetti leaves himself exposed—literally. Naked and covered in blood at the end of last night’s episode, Rosetti is an animal. (Please no talking about Bobby Cannavale’s enormous personhood.)

But I’m getting ahead of myself. As the episode starts, Rosetti is a difficult conundrum for many people in the liquor business. In a tense meeting early in the episode, Arnold Rothstein—pale and stolid as always—summarizes for the audience: “Rosetti controls the roads in and out of Tabor Heights. [He has] taken up residence in the town, commandeered the sheriff’s department—”

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—at which point Sleater offers, in a bit of brutal humor, “burned the sheriff.”

Nucky and Rothstein end up in a confrontation I’ve been hoping for. Nucky promised liquor for New York, but he can’t deliver partly because he shot Jimmy in the face. Jimmy would have fixed the Tabor Heights problem weeks ago. Rothstein cuts quickly to the problem: Nucky is so busy with Billie that he can’t focus on business. Nucky can’t deny, so he deflects. “You’d be wise to leave Miss Kent out of this.”

The exchanges here are impressively fast and cruel—old Hollywood, noir-style. But that’s a difficult trick to pull off for an entire episode, and the writers still seem uncertain about what to do with Van Alden. We endure yet another misdirecting scene in which Van Alden seems to be caught—tax fraud?—and then one in which Sigrid nearly kills the G man from earlier in the season. Van Alden is left is to finish the murder—”I’ll hold his legs,” Sigrid says helpfully—but isn’t it time to see him move on?

Nucky is also having trouble moving on. He has fallen for Billie so hard that, as Rothstein pointed out, he can’t focus. Nucky creates an elaborate (and ultimately boring) scheme to get Eddie Cantor to work with Billie on Broadway. He also goes dress-shopping with Billie at the boutique where Margaret worked. After Margaret accidentally discovers them, she and Nucky have a very Downton Abbey conversation in which she maintains her poise (“whatever fiction you prefer is perfectly fine”), he offers slight apologies (he says he demonstrated “bad form”), and then they end on his good bit of advice: “You might want to ask yourself some practical questions.”

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A few thoughts before I snort more heroin cut with lactose:

*Sleater tells Nucky at the end that Rothstein reports four fatalities, none of them Rosetti. Does that mean Rothstein ordered the hit or that he just knows about it?

*I enjoyed the prolix but funny writing in the conversation between Leander and Gillian. He asks: “You know what consoles me?” She draws from a cigarette and then says “I can’t imagine.” It turns out that he imagines the world may be “overrun by corruption, ignorance and perfidy.”

*Magnate and kingmaker Andrew Mellon has appeared in the form of James Cromwell, who is such a gifted (and, I would imagine, expensive) actor that we will almost certainly see more of him. As writer Daniel Okrent has pointed out, the Treasury Secretary detested having to enforce Prohibition. Cromwell is perfectly disparaging.

*What are those Cheeto-looking things that Gaston Means is eating outside the hearing? I want them more than a night at Gillian’s.

*Mr. White’s name is not “Milky.”

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jterp1985
jterp1985

anyone else wonder where gillian plans on mailing her letter to jimmy???

kesselrun
kesselrun

 I imagine that, during the scene when Nucky and Rothstein were arguing

in Nucky's office, they together conspired to kill Rosetti.  Remember,

we the audience didn't see the last part of that conversation.  So when

Rothstein and Luciano met Rosetti to deal with him, it was just a ruse. 

Nucky and Rothstein were working together, that's why Owen informed him

that of the 4 fatalities.  And the hit man was that annoying kid who

works with Lansky and Luciano

kesselrun
kesselrun

I imagine that, during the scene when Nucky and Rothstein were arguing in Nucky's office, they together conspired to kill Rosetti.  Remember, we the audience didn't see the last part of that conversation.  So when Rothstein and Luciano met Rosetti to deal with him, it was just a ruse.  Nucky and Rothstein were working together, that's why Owen informed him that of the 4 fatalities.  And the hit man was that annoying kid who works with Lansky and Luciano.

kmlgraph
kmlgraph

Gaston Means appears to be eating (Mandarin) orange slices...not Cheetos.

John Cloud
John Cloud

Ah well maybe I just wanted them to be Cheetos....!

djtrudeau
djtrudeau

It's interesting to see how Nucky has changed since season one.  He's gone from wanting everyone satisfied, and buying them off to make it happen, to wanting everyone to just do what he wants backed up by force.  It's been a long time since he pulled out that wad of cash and peeled off a few bills.

One of the other revealing things Magaret said about him was asking if Billie also needed rescuing.  He denied it but this whole episode was about "helping her out."  Like all Nucky solutions, this one was tragically short sighted.  Instead of pushing her career forward, he made the number one entertainer of her day into her enemy.  Of course, Magaret is also short-changing her own work in alienating him by signing off the expressway land. 

John Cloud
John Cloud

Good points all around, and exactly right on how Nucky sees the women he loves. Money set him free from an abusive childhood. He used money to free Margaret and her children from poverty. But now money is a kind of prison, one he seems to be building around Billie as well as Margaret. All those pretty dresses; all those lovely sconces. Maybe the tag line should have been "You can't be half a husband."