Star: Lindsay Lohan (and Bill Cosby, but he doesn’t count when it comes to Jell-O)
Product: Grape Jell-O
Sample lyric: “Kids go ape for new Jell-O grape”
Ah, another simpler time. Lindsay Lohan, in pigtail braids and oh-so-’90s purple cap and vest ensemble, wiggles and jiggles for purple grape Jell-O, just two years before The Parent Trap—and only 11 before I Know Who Killed Me. And while that looks like a fun party, how was grape a new Jell-O flavor in 1996? Nobody thought of it before then?
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