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The next time you try to get information about your real identity out of a fellow CIA assassin in his home and he pulls a knife on you, don’t fret. Just grab a magazine, roll it up and deflect the blows. As a contemporary of mine, you need to learn that anything, even a flimsy magazine, can tide you over during the fight and keep you alive until you can find an electric cord to choke the guy to death with—even if that means you don’t get the information you came to find. Bonus: Later, the rolled-up magazine can help start an explosion.