And the Name of the New Fiona Apple Album Is…

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Fiona Apple

…The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do.

Incredibly, it’s not even her longest album title—not by far. That honor belongs to the 1999 release generally referred to as When the Pawn…

The full title of that album is:

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he’ll win the whole thing ‘fore he enters the ring
There’s no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won’t matter, cause you’ll know that you’re right

But you knew that.