Jerry Seinfeld wants an Acura NSX. But someone who’s not Jerry Seinfeld has first dibs on it. So Seinfeld starts to stalk the guy — at first he offers him $20, then the Soup Nazi, then “the last living Munchkin” (the dude from Twin Peaks), then the Area 51 alien. But it’s only access to the former sitcom star’s personal network of Manhattan zip lines that wins the gent over. Until Jay Leno shows up with a jet-pack flying-squirrel suit, that is. Just surreal enough to make us not mind that it’s yet another commercial starring a slightly washed-up star.