There is a rap song about Ron Swanson. Why are you even reading the rest of this post? Why haven’t you just clicked “Play”? What more could you possibly need to hear?
Well, all right: the track comes from Adam WarRock, whose past work includes a full album about Firefly (“M to the A to the L!”) and whose Parks & Rec EP also includes a campaign theme for Leslie Knope. (“She never waffles on the issues though she’ll eat some.”)
Oh, NSFW, by the way. But are you really going to let your boss interfere with your personal liberty?