This 2005 hit ditty provided an anthem for all those partial to the act of disrobing under the influence. That is, under the influence of a particular agave-based spirit. As Joe Nichols sings it, champagne, rum and vodka just don’t have the same effect. This wasn’t the first time Nichols had demonstrated his perceptiveness concerning the alcohol-female relationship before, having previously observed that “She Only Smokes When She Drinks” in an older song. But the video to this song comes with a disturbing twist … It’s a song about Grandma?
Sample lyrics: “Them panty hose ain’t gonna last too long/ If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on/ She might come home in a table cloth/ Yeah, tequila makes her clothes come off.”