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Dead Tree Alert: Sarah Palin's Alaska

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The midterms are over, which means that department stores are taking down their Halloween pumpkins and putting up their Election 2012 decorations. And in that spirit I give you, online in advance of its appearance in the print TIME magazine, my early review of the TLC reality show Sarah Palin’s Alaska. (With a spiffy picture gallery to boot.)

Last week TLC launched a website of blogs devoted to the progam, spalaska.com—a URL so awesome the state should seriously consider changing its name—which declared that “Sarah Palin’s Alaska is lots of things… but it is not a political show.”

On one hand, that’s true. The show, kind of a hybrid of a Discovery nature program and Kate Plus Eight, doesn’t have Palin advocating political positions—mostly. (At one point she analogizes a privacy fence on her property to the need for a fence on the Mexican border.) One the other hand: come on.

Let me elaborate on that. When you’re dealing with a major political figure in this day and age, a once and possibly future candidate, it’s hard to determine whether and how any media project of theirs can be nonpolitical. But that’s triply true when you’re considering a politician who has made her family and biography an inseparable part of her political pitch and bona fides, who has used her relationship with Alaska’s nature to buttress political positions (e.g., “Drill, baby, drill”) and who has used Alaskan people and fauna as metaphors and totems (“hockey moms” to “mama grizzlies”).

I’m not saying that this is bad, nor that other politicians don’t do likewise, nor that they shouldn’t. But Palin embodies the idea that the personal is political, and masterfully so. To suggest that she would make a show about all these subjects without a thought about her political presentation—well, if you buy that, I’ve got a Bridge to Nowhere to sell you. The show is fascinating for exactly that reason; there is a reason TLC did not buy a show called “Some Random Woman’s Alaska.”

The other captivating questions are whether doing a reality show (1) means Palin does or does not intend to run for President and (2) whether doing a reality show helps or hurts her in this.

Is she going to run? My opinion on that isn’t worth a Lipton tea bag, but the way I see it, people run for President because they have a following and money, and they want to be the President. Palin has a following and access to money, and I don’t think people run for Vice President because they really wish they were Kate Gosselin. And people with far less chance of winning have run for President, multiple times. (Some people argue that Palin would be a favorite in the primary but would be a long shot in the general election. How many politicians can you name who have ever chosen not to run because they could only win the nomination? If Chris Dodd believed he could move to Pennsylvania Avenue, I think a politician can talk herself into getting nominated and worrying about the rest later.)

But what do I know? I’m just a simple country lawyer.

As to question (2), as I say in the review, it depends on how much you think the traditional markers of authority still matter today. Karl Rove thinks the reality show would hurt a Palin candidacy. But I believe—and I believe that Palin believes—that if she is elected, the only kind of successful campaign she can run is one outside the usual rules of claiming authority, a campaign that is based at least in part on a gut connection with voters. (Whereas if the old rules apply, she’s not going to win anyway, having closed that path by resigning as governor.) And Sarah Palin’s Alaska, at least the premiere episode I saw,  is not exactly setting out to turn her into Jessica Simpson—it portrays her as a hard-working, hard-playing politician/mom who has adventures against a set of Reaganesque backgrounds.

Should she run, and should the series be seen as an asset in broadening her image, it may at least change the way candidates prepare for campaigns in the future. Why pay to make the image ads if someone else will pay you to make them?

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  • charlieromeobravo

    At best, it’s just another big commercial for the Palin brand, the brand that gets reinforced with every ginned up fake controversy and makes so much money with red meat speeches and ghost written book targeted at her fans. At worst, it’s another attempt by a far right conservative to get their image and message out to the public bypassing any question or criticism that challenges their narrative.

  • olivececile

    “The other captivating questions are whether doing a reality show (1) means Palin does or does not intend to run for President and (2) whether doing a reality show helps or hurts her in this.”

    I think we need to retire the term “reality show”. We all know that very few of these shows portray reality at all, but rather a producer’s view of what people want to see, and contestants vying to be a part of what people see, even if that means appearing to be just awful. Any publicity, right? The difference here, I think, is that Palin is not some unsavvy 22-year old with a closet full of string bikinis and a dream. I would guess that the whole show will be carefully calibrated and edited to show Sarah in a particular light, and hey, if there are some nice shots of the Alaska wilderness, well, that never hurt anyone. I highly doubt we will see her hungover, screechy, or squeamish. People who don’t like her will continue to not like her, and people who do like her will get that warm squishy feeling of getting to know her personally once a week. She’s got, what, about a year before she needs to make a public decision? I have no doubt she’ll use that year well.

  • katy93

    Is it wrong that I kind of want to see “Some Other Woman’s Alaska”?

  • The Hoobie

    I kind of want to/would rather see that, too! But uh-oh; would the URL for that be “sowalaska.com”? :-)

  • powerpoultry

    Gorgeous Gov. Sarah Palin’s Alaska documentary series will be a wonderful blessing for her fans, a ratings bonanza for TLC, and a gold mine for her sponsors. She is a superstar.

  • michaelfury
  • katy93

    Ouch–yeah, that’s nowhere near as sexy as spalaska.

  • http://2thirdsrocks.wordpress.com 2thirdsrocks

    And that’s why they hate her. Gorgeous, sexy, intelligent and very successful. The katy93′s of the world are oozing green at the mere mention of her name.

  • http://2thirdsrocks.wordpress.com 2thirdsrocks

    Nice try chuckie but I’m still gonna watch. Why must you be hatin’?

  • http://erieangel.wordpress.com erieangel

    We’re not envious. We started out being awestruck. By now, most of us are just plain worn out. Sarah Palin and her endless word salads, “poor man’s teleprompters”, catch phrases and cliches are both miraculous and tiring. In two years Sarah Palin has voiced not a single original thought. She is a quitter and a talking head. I don’t begrudge Sarah Palin the money she’s made since quitting her job as governor, but I recent anybody who thinks they can quit and then somehow, a few years later become president. She is in no way qualified. And we’ve seen in the last ten years how messed up things can get when we put the wrong into the WH. Bush was a disaster who turned a budget surplus into a deficit, started a war we didn’t need to be in, and watched as the economy went south. Obama isn’t at all as liberal as most of his supporters thought him to be.

  • http://erieangel.wordpress.com erieangel

    Another reason Obama was the wrong person. It’s the same reason so many Blue Dogs were voted out this week: Dems are sick of centrist Dems, there may as well a true Repub. in those seats.

  • baracklikeme

    Seen this letter from Joe McGinniss’ lawyer yet?

    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/11/mcginniss-fights-back-on-privacy.html

    And, oddly enough, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” appears to have been scrubbed from the Discovery Channel website!

  • http://specificshardlymatter.wordpress.com Mike

    Does anyone know if she has editorial control over the shows? To me, the crucial question of whether this is political strategery or not comes down to whether she’s allowed to scrub any Jessica Simpson-esque comments from the footage before it’s broadcasts.

    Given everything else she’s said in interviews, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a few ‘Chicken of the Sea is chicken, right?’ comments in the footage that Discovery is sitting on. If she has the right to block it from air, then the show isn’t entertainment, it’s advertising.

  • curiocache

    Yes – she is listed as producer, and has vetoed certain scenes. But that shouldn’t be a surprise. So, not only is she paid more (most likely) than any other Discovery Channel personality per episode, she can also reap her producer rewards. I hope Mike Rowe and the Mythbuster guys pitch a fit. Just a simple down-home American mom, just like the rest of us. Gag.

  • curiocache

    I think it’s REALLY interesting that Bristol Palin has somehow survived on DWTS on ABC (owned by Disney) and Disney is now a sponsor of Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC. Nope – no politics here. None at all. Do they REALLY think we are that stupid?? Oh.. I guess so, since the show has not been scrubbed.

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