You shall have to go elsewhere for your LeBron James analysis; my awareness of pro baskbetball ended right around the time of one of Michael Jordan’s retirements. But this is a TV blog, and so it it my duty to inform you that ESPN will be carrying James’ decision—whether to spare the human race or crush us with the robot army currently awaiting his command in low Earth orbit—tonight in an hourlong special at 9 p.m. E.T. Preceded by three special* hours of SportsCenter. Followed by two more special hours of SportsCenter. Predictions?
* to the ESPN ad sales department