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"I'm Not a Babysitter. I'm a Performer."

Word.

OK, I have to say for the record, as to Adam Lambert’s claim that he has “no clue” his performance would be controversial: no one believes you’re that dumb, Adam. But the quote above, from Lambert’s interview/performance on CBS’s Early Show, should be the last word on the question of the propriety of a raunchy performance on the AMAs at nearly 11:00 p.m.

I mean, look, as a parent I am actually bothered by how easily and unthinkingly every single corner of pop culture is sexualized. As my kids get older, there will be shows that I’d like to watch together with them and that I’ll probably avoid because of the possibility of gratuitous sex explosions, and I think that sucks. (I think it sucks for that matter that we’re now a society in which “sucks” is a common term of art, and yet I contribute to it.) But I also think there’s nothing wrong with a zone of entertainment intended for adults, as long as the audience knows generally what to expect.

And one last thought on the subject: anyone who thinks there is no double standard applied to gay men in controversies like this should look at how CBS’s segment treats simulated fellatio and a man kissing a man as if they are equivalently graphic sexual acts—right down to blurring the kiss on the replay.

I mean, if you don’t want to offend viewers, don’t show any of it, but pixellating an onstage kiss sends a simple message: for a man to kiss a man is filthy, in a way that a man kissing a woman is not. Lambert’s performance may have been a transparent publicity ploy, but it doesn’t make that point any less worth making.

Meanwhile, here’s Lambert’s Early Show performance. Inappropriate for breakfast-time?

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  • mrbilliam

    Or maybe the kiss was not deemed “filthy” but rather “adult,” in that opposite sex kissing is something that all children know about and have seen in many a Disney movie, but expressions of homosexuality brings up a more complex topic, as far as exposing to children is concerned. Since The Early Show is probably seen by plenty of six-year olds getting ready for school, whose parents have not given them any sort of talk yet about the idea of different sexualities in the world, I can understand CBS’s decision to not show two men make out.

  • deckerfamily03

    Honestly, as far as the kiss goes, i don’t think kids would actually see any difference with who he was kissing, because young kids typically (in my experience) don’t notice those type of things. If my son would have noticed it at all, he’d probably just laugh, and if he asked, we’d tell him the truth.
    I didn’t watch the original show, and have only seen clips, and admit that I didn’t enjoy it and it wasn’t my cup of tea…not for the homosexuality, but just that kind of show period. I don’t like it from any other performer either. But it’s not anything that should be getting such a fuss about. It’s been done by damn near every performer out there…why are people caring about this at all? It was done after kids were supposed to be in bed, the ads warned everyone…if any kids saw it, it’s the parents’ own fault for letting them watch it. It’s over, it’s done with, everyone just needs to move onto something else.

  • mimsysnark

    James and deckerfamily03 pretty much said it all on the controversy that should be a non-controversy angle but I had to add that I was pleasantly surprised at how smooth and articulate Adam’s interview was. It seemed clear to me that the host was really trying to get him to act very contrite and apologize to the angry moms out there, but I thought he played it all off perfectly.

  • ljolsen

    He’s dead on when he says there’s a double standard for male performers. Just think back to when Madonna and Britney kissed on the MTV awards (?). Rather than this whole “What about the kids??” nonsense, the discussion was more along the lines of “Wow, that was hot and sexy.”

    Maybe Adam should have kissed Clay Aiken instead of a nameless dancer, then we’d think it was neato.

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