Speed 2: Cruise Control

Released: June 13, 1997
Budget: $110,000,000 (estimated)
Domestic Opening Weekend: $16,158,942
Domestic Gross: $48,068,396
There’s a tender moment at the end of the 1994 blockbuster Speed, in which Sandra Bullock (as Annie, a loyal patron of the Los Angeles public transit system) and Keanu Reeves (as square-jawed Officer Jack Traven) discuss their brush with death and their mutual attraction:
Jack: I have to warn you, I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Annie: O.K. We’ll have to base it on sex then.
Jack: Whatever you say, ma’am.
Folks, this is why you should always listen to Keanu Reeves. By 1997, when Speed 2: Cruise Control hit theaters, Annie was already with another man: Jason Patric (as square-jawed L.A.P.D. officer Alex Shaw). But Shaw is deep undercover, and doesn’t tell Annie about his job. Once she finds out he has lied, Shaw tries to make it up to her with a trip to the Bahamas. En route, inevitably, a psycho passenger takes control of their ship’s computer system. Audiences, no doubt wondering what the heck happened to Keanu Reeves, let alone the bus, stayed away in droves. The movie ended up grossing just $16 million in its first weekend.
Osmosis Jones

Released: Aug. 10, 2001
Budget: $75 million (estimated)
Domestic Opening Weekend: $5,271,248
Domestic Gross: $13,596,911
How’s this for an evening’s entertainment: watching cartoon germs and human cells do battle inside the body of a fat, ill zookeeper played by Bill Murray? It didn’t appeal much to other people, either, and Osmosis Jones belly-flopped in 2001. Despite its moderately revolting plot, however, the half-animated, half-live-action film actually garnered decent reviews (the New York Times called Murray “heroic in his willingness to sacrifice dignity and even humanity to get a laugh.”) The film also boasted a high-powered cast, including Chris Rock, David Hyde Pierce and Ron Howard (in person or in voice). But the movie just didn’t cough up at the box office: the $75 million flick took in just $14 million in theaters.

























