There are a lot of things you get to do at TV critics’ press tour: hobnob with executives and actors, pitch questions at producers, see previews of upcoming series. One thing you don’t get to do much: watch TV. Thus, last night I managed to miss Top Chef Masters, as the winners of earlier rounds began competing to see who would be the, ah, Master Master. I don’t know if I’ll get to see the episode before having it spoiled for me, so spoil away in the comments, about this or any other of last night’s TV. They do still show TV on television, right?