As you no doubt already know, because you are a serious person who keeps up with world events, the President of the United States killed a fly with his bare hands on camera the other day. I have no good reason to embed the video. And yet I will. Because it is the President of the United States killing a fly with his bare hands. Remember, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal:
I’m guessing this was all an elaborate stunt to create a triangulating, Sister Souljah-like confrontation with PETA. That fly looked suspiciously well-trained! Anyway, there were so many directions a late-night comic could go with this, but I have to give it to Stephen Colbert, who spoke to the family behind the tragedy:Vodpod videos no longer available.