From a company I shall leave unnamed comes a PR pitch with a subject line I am going to hope is a joke:
National Punctuation Day is Sept 24, How Are You Celebrating?
Then again, maybe it isn’t. From the body of the email:
We’re not the only ones celebrating correct grammar, the [product name redacted] also includes…
Have a happy National Punctuation Day, I hope you’re attempts at generating viral publicity succeedses!
(Yes, I am a former copy editor. Yes, I am this pedantic and annoying in real life.)