So I was watching a screener of Camp Rock, Disney Channel’s upcoming Jonas Brothers movie—and you think this job isn’t work?—when I saw something that gave me pause. The three boy-bandmates are conferring in an early scene, and Kevin Jonas (below left) has his innocent American neck swaddled in… could it be… a black and white patterned scarf?
Holy Mother of Pearl—it is! First Rachael Ray donned her paisley scarf / could-possibly-be-taken-for-a-keffiyeh in an ad for Dunkin Donuts. Now America’s hottest tween idols are subverting the tender minds of our very children through things-around-their-necks-that-resemble-things-around-the-necks-of-people-who-sympathize-with-certain-people-who-wear-those-things-around-their-heads!
For the actual scene, click here. I’ll bet you “Make me a birdhouse” is totally terrorist code.