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Corporate Press Release Theater 2: Sale of the Centurion

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We don’t usually publicize product listings at Tuned In, but we make an exception in the case of seven-foot-tall killing machines.

In the event that you are interested in subjugating the human race, or planning to wage a civil war against a rival group of skinjobs, the free market has stepped in to help:

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’S CYLON CENTURIONS COME TO LIFE AS STUNNING FULL-SIZE MASTERPIECE REPRODUCTIONS FROM FRED BARTON PRODUCTIONS

BSG’s Famed Cylon Centurion Is Now Available For Individual Purchase

Cylon Reproduction Stands Seven Feet Tall, Features Advanced Electronics, Red LED Light Effects And Trademark Scanning Eye Movements

BURBANK, CA – May 28, 2008 – Universal Pictures Digital Platforms Group today announced that “Battlestar Galactica’s” infamous Cylon Centurion Robots have arrived… as full-size masterpiece replicas from Fred Barton Productions. The announcement was made by Bill Kispert, Vice President and General Manager, Universal Pictures Digital Platforms Group. This high-end replica was created by Fred Barton Productions through a licensing agreement with Universal Pictures Digital Platforms Group.

These amazing reproductions stand seven feet tall, feature advanced electronics and the trademark sinister red LED scanning eye movements that fans of the series have come to know. There are two life-size versions of the Cylon Centurions available for purchase, one is from the original classic series and the other is from the current Emmy Award-winning “Battlestar Galactica” series, which airs on SCI FI Channel (Fridays 10-11 p.m. ET/PT). Both are made in the USA and retail for $7,900.00. They are now available at specialty retailers and online through http://www.the-robotman.com and NBCstore.com.

Please note: Removing your Centurion’s inhibitor may cause deadly insurrection. Also, it voids the warranty.