Battling for control of your immortal soul tonight: the season debut of Deadliest Catch;* yet another Democratic debate, this time on ABC; and the premiere of TV Land’s The Big 4-0, in which subjects come to terms with the emotional baggage of turning 40. Chief among which is realizing that the only channel that wants you on a reality show now is TV Land.
*[Update: Or not! I had a typo in my upcoming-debuts file, but the premiere of Deadliest Catch was in fact last night, April 15, as Carlos pointed out. Sorry. Fortunately, I didn’t make the same mistake about filing my taxes.]