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More On That Controversial Woman in Vanity Fair, and That High-Priced Female Anchor

I am referring, of course to Barbara Walters. The Miley Cyrus issue of Vanity Fair excerpts Walters’ upcoming memoir, Audition, in which—even as Katie Couric runs into more ratings trouble at CBS—she recalls being dismissed as the first female evening news anchor, with a giant-for-the-time salary and a none-too-happy male co-anchor: The press was relentless [...]

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TV Tonight: Odd Couples

GREG GAYNE/THE CW On The CW, the debut of Farmer Wants a Wife, in which Matt, a 29-year-old Missouri country boy with a promising future as an underwear model, tries to find a match from among ten city women. On Fox News, Hillary Clinton makes her first appearance on The O’Reilly Factor. Expect contrived drama, [...]

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Upfront, Downscale: Can You Run a Network Without Those Little Chicken Kebabs?

TV’s annual May “upfront” presentations—in which the big broadcast networks announce their fall programming for advertisers—are coming up in two weeks, but word is they’ll be different this year. For starters, there will be less schedule to announce: NBC made its fall presentation early this month, while the writers’ strike aftermath has affected fall development [...]

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Outsourcing Disney's Teensploitation

I’m on deadline this morning, working on a (thankfully brief) piece about l’affaire Montana for the print Time. In the meantime, and on a related note, you might want to check out this story in Slate. Even as Disney was outraged over Miley Cyrus’ photos on this side of the Pacific, across the waves in [...]

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The Morning After: Shine On, You Crazy Diamond

Jason Castro performs… from the future! / Frank Micelotta / FOX My reviews of last night’s American Idol, Neil Diamond Night edition, are up at time.com. As you know if you watched, however, all 10 performances were outdone by Paula’s strange episode in the middle of the show, in which she began critiquing Jason Castro’s [...]

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TV Tonight: Rich, But Such Small Portions

A quick reminder that tonight is The Riches‘ season finale. Or maybe a better term than “finale” is “the last episode they were able to finish, thanks to the strike.” Like AMC’s Breaking Bad, The Riches had its season order arbitrarily cut, to seven episodes. (This is the one episode of season 2 I haven’t [...]

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The Jimi Hendrix Sexperience

Is it because I’m too busy digging through a week’s worth of mail, in order to see my office floor again, to write an original post? Is it the irrestistable lure of getting Tuned In to show up on Google searches for “Jimi Hendrix sex tape”? Is it part of my business plan to diversify [...]

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Is Hillary Right About the Debates?

A week before the Indiana and North Carolina primaries, the Hillary Clinton campaign is asking for another debate. But this time a different kind of debate: In the spirit of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, we make this proposal: Senator Clinton and Senator Obama will participate in a 90-minute debate in an open public forum. Just the [...]

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The Morning After: Get Your Goat

Harris as Founding Bro. Take that, John Adams! / Sonja Flemming/CBS SPOILER ALERT: Be certain to watch last night’s How I Met Your Mother before reading this post, or I’m pretty sure we’ll be at war with Portugal.

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TV Tonight: The Floating Soap Opera

On duty in the Persian Gulf. / PBS This week, PBS is airing what—if it had run it one hour a week like most networks do—would be called a reality or documentary series, Carrier, about life on the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz. Instead, airing two hours a night for five nights most places (check local [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: The Unbearable White-Maleness of News Anchoring

In the current issue of the magazine, my column is about the contrast pointed up by the current election, and by Katie Couric’s reportedly impending departure from CBS News: the presidential field is more diverse than the people—or at least the marquee news anchors and primetime cable hosts—covering it and asking the questions at the [...]

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Did Hannah Jump or Was She Pushed?

In a move that shocked parents and the Disney corporation’s accountants, teen star Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana, has posed seminude for Vanity Fair’s June issue. In the photo, by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, Cyrus appears bare-backed, with a blanket clutched to her chest. (No actual Montanas were exposed.) In the article—and in Vanity Fair’s [...]

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BSG Watch: Nobody's Perfect

SCI FI Channel Photo: Carole Segal SPOILER ALERT: Before you read this post, gather a group of no more than twelve associates and watch Friday’s Battlestar Galactica. If you assume, and it seems pretty hard not to, that Battlestar Galactica was among other things an echo of America after 9/11, then what’s going on now [...]

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The Morning After: We're Back!

Sergei Bachlakov/ The CW I’m back from hiatus, as is much of the primetime TV schedule. Last night I caught my first episode of Aliens in America in several weeks. The show remains my favorite new sitcom of this season, and the episode—in which the Tolchuks befriend a convicted sex offender (so convicted for sleeping [...]

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Lostwatch: A Game of Risk

Australia’s the key to the whole game. / ABC SPOILER ALERT: Before you read this post, take the keyed-access elevator to the penthouse and watch Lost.

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The Morning After, Robo-Edition: Open Topic

This is Robo-James. The Morning After is the thread in which all humans may discuss recent television transmissions in the absence of Flesh James. Suggestions this morning—free for all! NBC’s Thursday night comedies. ABC’s Thursday-night dramedies. Save your comments on Lost, however, as Flesh James has promised to prepare a Lostwatch post, if his meat-body [...]

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Vacation Robo-Post: What TV Show Should Become a Movie?

A vacation or two ago, I believe I robo-asked you which movie you’d like to see adapted to a TV show; this time I’m reversing it. There’s the reconception movie, in which a series like The Brady Bunch (or the forthcoming Get Smart) gets updated for a new generation. (Actually, I’m not sure Get Smart [...]

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The Morning After, Robo-Edition: American Idol Elimination

This is Robo-James. The Morning After is the thread in which all humans may discuss recent television transmissions in the absence of Flesh James. Today’s suggestion: The American Idol elimination! Did you experience pain in your primitive emotions? Did you vote? Robo-James suggests that you not bother. Robo-James knows a robot at Diebold who is [...]

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Vacation Robo-Post: What's Your Make or Break TV Show?

A little explanation: this is not necessarily your favorite TV show. This is the TV show that, for some reaason, connects with you on a deep personal level, the show that gets you—the show, therefore, that you can use as a litmus test in determining your personal relations. If another person does not like this [...]

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The Morning After, Robo-Edition: American Idol

This is Robo-James. The Morning After is the thread in which all humans may discuss recent television transmissions in the absence of Flesh James. Today’s suggestion: American Idol! Which human’s cacophonous expulsion of air through its flesh-larynx did you find least objectionable? Robo-James believes season has gone downhill since David C. stopped using the vocoder. [...]