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Dead Tree Alert: Jesus Christ's Superstar

In the print edition of TIME this week, my column is about how rock-and-holy-roller Mike Huckabee has used, and been used by, pop culture this election cycle: In the popular and political mind, pop culture and conservative Christianity are separated like church and state. Britney, The Da Vinci Code and MTV are here; homeschooling, Left [...]

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Strike Watch: The Beginning of the End?

Yesterday, the directors’ guild and the AMPTP announced they had reached a contract agreement, which, if it’s accepted as the template for negotiating a writers’ deal, is our best shot at ending the strike in weeks rather than months. I’m not a lawyer or a contract negotiator, so I won’t pretend to say whether it [...]

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The Morning After: Show Business

Tito Ortiz gives it the hard sell. / NBC Photo: Tommy Baynard Last night on Celebrity Apprentice, disaster struck the Hydra team when Stephen Baldwin fell onto a table, knocked a cup of coffee onto a laptop, and… oh, dear God, just settle the strike. Settle it now. How far apart are you people, anyway? [...]

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JPTV: What I'm Appearing on Tonight

I just finished a taping for Headline News’ Glenn Beck show, in which I talked for what seemed like three and a half seconds about American Idol and the writers’ strike. (To viewers, I’m sure it will seem like an eternity.) The American health-care system’s failures never came up. Before the taping I had the [...]

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Fox's Bowl Plan: Pols and Balls

This year Super Sunday falls just two days before Super Tuesday. (Feb. 3 4 will be known as Mediocre Monday.) To deal with the insuperable superness of it all, Fox, broadcaster of this year’s Super Bowl, plans to meld its political and its sports coverage, adding a morning Fox News segment to the top of [...]

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Strike Watch: Reality Rising or Falling?

There’s been a lot of speculation about the possible long-term side effects of a writers’ strike: that the disruption might change the development process or move the networks away from debuting most of their new shows all at once in the fall. Here’s another: will the strike burn viewers out on reality shows? Idol, this [...]

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The Morning After: New Moon

Linda Cardellini and Steve Zahn, in the waning days of the West(ern miniseries). / Robert Voets/CBS An unusual breed has been spotted on the vast prairies of CBS this week: the Endangered North American Miniseries. They used to be a majestic and revered creature, bred big and muscular, feted with big budgets and celebrated regularly [...]

Woody Allen: His Life and Career

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A look at Allen through the years

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Have You Stopped Beating Your Koran?

Felt guilty enough to go back and watch the Democratic Nevada debate on TiVo. Don’t all thank me at once. Fortunately, in the interim, my new colleague Michael Scherer has gone ahead and critiqued MSNBC’s handling of the debate. The first half-hour of the debate, in which Tim Russert and Brian Williams focused on meta-issues [...]

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And Speaking of the Strike…

…any AMPTP bigshots who don’t believe a strike can do any long-term damage to the TV business might want to note Erich Van Dussen’s comment from an earlier thread: For some reason the primary debates bore me this year, and I’ve never watched AI: I prefer getting my entertainment from talentless performers who are already [...]

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Strike Watch: If You Liked the Globes…

…you’ll looooooove the strike-era Oscars, which, Variety reports this morning, are going on whether you like it or not. Plans are in the works for an “alternative” ceremony, for which details are vague but might involve “industry heavyweights penning their own speeches and presenting the awards.” Ooooh! Can’t wait to hear that Jeffrey Katzenberg speech! [...]

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The Morning After: Same Old Song

Idol auditions in Philadelphia. / FOX The devil won. Strike or no strike, though, even I don’t have much stamina for the American Idol audition rounds week in and week out, so I probably won’t rejoin Idol in earnest until the Hollywood round. After seven seasons, we may have wiped the country clean of Idols, [...]

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Kucinich Loses.

Another Supreme Court shoots down another Democrat.

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JPTV: What I'm Watching Tonight. A Play In One Act

Little Devil Sitting on My Shoulder: He’s watching American Idol. Little Angel Sitting on My Other Shoulder: How can you even say that? He’s watching the Democratic debate on MSNBC. Devil: [Snorts derisively.] Angel: Don’t mock me! American Idol is just two hours of bloated audition footage milking cheap laughs out of bad singers, 95% [...]

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Oprah to Get Own TV Network

So I know what you were thinking when you read that headline: Doesn’t Oprah already have her own TV network? Her own airline? Her own terraformed planet, to which Oprah, Gayle King and all Oprah-related enterprises will be relocated when the Earth becomes uninhabitable? In fact, Oprah was one of several cofounders of the much-hyped, [...]

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Kucinich Wins!

It appears that steps are finally being taken to dispel the ugly cloud of bigotry that has hung over the Democratic primary. I refer, of course, to the bigotry against short-statured, low-polling progressives who have seen UFOs. A Nevada judge has ruled in favor of Dennis Kucinich, compelling MSNBC to invite him to its Democratic [...]

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Jericho May Possibly Be Good Now

Last year, I wrote a blog post confessing my faithfulness to the show Jericho, despite the fact that I could not say the show was, in any critically defensible sense of the word, good. Well, I’ve just watched three of the six episodes CBS sent me (out of seven total) for season 2, and it [...]

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The Morning After: Back from Break

FOX At some point I may need to consider putting The Morning After on hiatus, considering, well, we’re starting to run out of TV to discuss the morning after. In the meantime, I’m going to delegate Prison Break to you, since I’m hopelessly behind on it. Or talk about the second night of Sarah Connor [...]

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The Cards We're Dealt

This morning on MSNBC, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski were lamenting what a shame it would be if accusations over playing the race card and the gender card drowned out the issues in the presidential campaign. That’s a big concern over at MSNBC, so big that the network devoted most of its morning to the [...]

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Wire Watch: The Weakest Among Us

SPOILER ALERT: Before you read this, make sure you watch last night’s Wire. And catch up on any news about white tourists missing in Aruba. McNulty and the audience learn some fun facts about corpses and postmortem injuries. / HBO: Paul Schiraldi So there’s the spoiler-y thing I couldn’t tell you ahead of time about [...]