Tito Ortiz gives it the hard sell. / NBC Photo: Tommy Baynard
Last night on Celebrity Apprentice, disaster struck the Hydra team when Stephen Baldwin fell onto a table, knocked a cup of coffee onto a laptop, and… oh, dear God, just settle the strike. Settle it now. How far apart are you people, anyway? I am ready to reach for my wallet and make up the difference myself. Will $20 do it? $40? $40 and a Metrocard with 5 days’ worth of rides on it? Because I’m willing to–hey, you need a watch? This is a nice watch! It’s got a lap timer!
Seriously, I like my reality TV as much as the next guy, but I have my limits. Though I had to love Stephen Baldwin’s comment when Alec Baldwin showed up as a guest on the episode: “My brother’s a celebrity.” And how do you know Alec is a celebrity? Because he’s the one who’s not competing on Celebrity Apprentice.