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NBC's Knight Rider Remake: Technology Has Finally Caught Up With Crappy Ideas

According to the new brain trust at NBC, this

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plus this

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…equals this:

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To wit: Variety is reporting that Ben Silverman at NBC has greenlighted a remake of Knight Rider, in the form of a two-hour backdoor pilot to be directed by Doug Liman. But with transformers! Yes, says the trade mag, “The thinking is that smallscreen f/x have advanced to the point where it’d be feasible to have a weekly series in which cars shift shapes.”

Blargh.

I know, it’s not really fair to go judging series on their concepts alone. Maybe the new Knight Rider will be a Battlestar Galactica-style thoughtful reimagining, about, um… the shifting nature of identity, or, uh… the boundary between human and machine in our industrialized era… Or maybe it will be a big dumb action show with a gajillion dollars’ worth of GM product placements. It’s a toss-up!

I understand that Silverman’s got a network to haul out of fourth place. And that there’s probably a romantic attraction for him to the idea of reviving a project of his idol, Brandon Tartikoff. But if we’ve got to go reviving old ideas about action shows starring machinery, why not bring back Heat Vision and Jack?

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  • Ronnie

    Again, why’d they fire Kevin Reilly?

  • Chaddogg

    Any morning involving a Heat Vision and Jack reference is a good morning, in my book.

  • popslashgirl

    Is it wrong and terrible of me to admit that I wouldn’t care how bad it was, I’d still watch a Knight Rider remake?

  • Gerry

    This is a great sentence from the Wikipedia entry you linked to: “He was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar energy, giving him superintelligence.”

    “Inappropriate levels of solar energy”? What is that exactly?

    No wait, here’s a better sentence, about the talking motorcycle: “He is unable to use doorknobs and is unable to right himself if pushed over.” That’s quite selective. As a motorcyle, HeatVision can’t do a lot of things. Hold a fork. Change his own oil. See. Comb his hair. And what if he falls over? Can he right himself them?

    Gotta love Wikipedia.

  • Karma

    This would only be good if you got David Hasselhoff to reprise his role and the show is all about drinking and driving.

  • Clay

    This is to popslashgirl:

    Yes, yes it is.

    :)

  • 13enster

    But will they Hassle the Hoff?

  • popslashgirl

    To Clay: don’t tell me you won’t be watching it too :)

    I mean, come on! Talking cars! Who doesn’t love a good talking car? And I think Michael Vardan would be a great co-star.

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