That’s right. Keep watching it. Keeeeeeeep watchin’. All weekend. Hey! You looked away! I said, keep…
OK, you can look away in a second, but first: if you can manage to balance your margarita and chips atop your laptop, join Tuned In Sunday night for a liveblog of the Emmy awards. I probably won’t cover the red carpet, pre-red-carpet, or pre-pre-red-carpet, as I’ll be busy making the Tuned In household’s traditional Emmy/Oscar night chili. (There’s something about an awards show that matches perfectly with a bowl full of beans. I’ll let you figure that one out.) But I’ll cover the awards until the end until Ryan says “Seacrest out!” or until I pass out drunk over my keyboard, whichever comes first.