The TIME presidential candidates’ spouses poll, summarized from an entirely TV-centric perspective:
* Bill and Hillary watch Grey’s Anatomy together. Which demands the follow-up: Team Addison or Team Meredith?
* The Kuciniches do not watch television, just like President Bush. After the campaign, they’ll have to have George and Laura over for seitan burgers.
* Most Obvious Pairing: The Giulianis and 24. (OK, the McCains too, but at least the senator has asked them to ease up on the torture.)
* Barbara Richardson does not like my top-100 TV list either.
* Barack and Michelle Obama’s kids, however, do.
* I expect Mitt Romney to comment at Lostwatch come next February.
* Tom Tancredo may not, in fact, be smarter than a fifth grader.