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What He Said: Good Shows with Bad Theme Songs

Peter Ames Carlin at the Portland Oregonian (see the blogroll at right) is a regular read at Tuned In HQ, and his latest blog post proves why, hammering the condescending folk whine Little Boxes that opens the otherwise excellent Weeds.

When I first heard the Malvina Reynolds song at the opening of the pilot of Weeds, I cringed, thinking it meant the show would be a collection of the worst kind of suburb-bashing cliches, like the song is. (Mind you, I live in Brooklyn.) I was relieved to see that the show itself was just the opposite, and Carlin offers the charitable theory that perhaps the makers of Weeds are using the song ironically, knowing that it–and the pictures of the homogenous ‘burbers in the title sequence–were nothing like the complex characters the show draws. Maybe. But I still loved Carlin’s vivisection of the Reynolds song:

[I]t’s a snotty little exercise in pomposity that attempts to reduce a vast population of people — anyone who lives in a suburban community — into a pathetic abstraction. They’re all the same, all living in crappy little, ill-built houses, all of them with horrid values and rotten educations and doomed children, and “and the boys go into business and marry a raise a family/In boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they’re all just the same.”

This is not just an offensive analysis, but also plainly and obviously stupid. It tells us far more about Ms. Reynolds’ own arrogance than it does about suburbanites.

Preach it, Brother Peter! And in the spirit of letting other bloggers come up with topics for me, I throw it to you: What shows do you love that have theme songs you hate, and vice versa?

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  • Anonymous

    What a whiny excuse for a post. “There’s a song that criticizes where I live & people like me! Waaaaaaaaa!” Toughen up, cupcake.

    Then again, maybe I shouldn’t speak – I am from Texas, after all, a place & people that NOBODY EVER makes fun of, so maybe I’m just spoiled.

    Brilliant song. Kudos to the show’s producers. Folk music ain’t exactly getting a lot of love, let alone exposure, these days.

  • Anonymous

    “I am from Texas, after all, a place & people that NOBODY EVER makes fun of”

    Are you serious? That’s cause people don’t make fun of jokes, they just tell them ;)
    I think you meant that people IN Texas don’t make fun of Texas. And that’s only out of fear for starting a yee-haw faux-poke firefight, I’d wager ;)

    (Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Please tell me I’m dumb for having missed your sarcasm.)

  • James Poniewozik

    @anon #1: I’m not sure whether you mean my post or Carlin’s, but he makes clear that he doesn’t live in the suburbs or even particularly like them. And I’m pretty sure Malvina Reynolds was not exactly thinking of Brooklyn when she wrote Little Boxes either.

  • Karma

    I just finished Season 2 on DVD. What a great show. Although I think their idea of time is a little skewed and makes the show awkward. I’d love to see a chronology of the events in the show. When I first started watching I thought the husband had just died but now it seems he died a few years earlier or maybe the show has been going on that long but it really doesn’t feel that way.

    Great acting and characters though. Very funny. I kind of hope that there isn’t that much cheating going on in most marriages though, that’d make me sad.

  • mike

    Entourage has a horrible theme song. “OH YEAAHHHHHH OH YEAHHHHHH”

  • Anon

    Ugh, Star Trek: Enterprise.

  • shara says

    I love the Weeds song! My god, it is one of my favorite blasts against conformity, and it is really funny. I think that it is a perfect intro for the show, considering what it is about (breaking through cliches, fighting conformity and social control). Folks need a sense of humor.

  • Lijah

    “My god, it is one of my favorite blasts against conformity and it is really funny”

    Yes, dazzle poor ex-suburban me with examples of your nonconformity, and its incredible success, so that we may all learn how to delude ourselves into thinking that we are Unique and Different and Better Than Those Other People.

    But then again, I get the feeling that tons of other people (suburbanites included) will already have done and lived those very same things. Oh well, yay for stereotyping and lack of nuance, eh?

    “Folks need a sense of humor.”

    Yes.

  • Rachel

    I don’t think “Little Boxes” is meant ironically for Weeds.

    If you subscribe to the idea that the metaphor of what a “weed” is applies just as much to the characters’ lifestyles and values as it does to pot, you could make the argument that Nancy et all are “weeds” in the conformist community. (After all, the show is called “Weeds” not “Weed”).

    The song then highlights the juxtaposition of the “conformist” and bland suburban community’s values versus the “weedy” survivalist non-conformist lifestyle of Nancy and her family.

    Or, you could take the metaphor to the (perhaps absurd) next step: that in any ordered, cultivated “garden” (substitute suburbs) “weeds” (substitue hidden self-serving agendas) are inevitable. Conformity is hypocracy, or, there’s really no such thing as real conformity.

    OK, maybe it is ironic after all.

  • Lijah

    “…there’s really no such thing as real conformity.”

    This is interesting, I actually like arguing the opposite. People think and behave more similarly than they’d wish, and stuff like smoking weed isn’t really enough to be “non-conformist”. I know hippies like to think it is, but I’m fairly sure you’ll find ex-potheads (and not-so-ex) in suburban communities worldwide. Hell, go to Holland and the act of smoking pot is probably about equally rebellious as drinking a beer.

    Real non-conformity is pretty far and few between, it seems to me. It would entail actually not conforming instead of just not quite keeping to all of “society”‘s little rules. No one does that, you see. Being “sub-culture” or “alternative” mostly just makes you conform to a slightly different set of values.

    Incidentally, back on subject, I’ve never liked the X-files theme. So hokey…

  • Alex

    The Saving Grace song by Everlast is much better than the show itself. I think the song is only available on TNT’s website, as a video with hokey dialogue interrupting the music.

  • Heather

    I hated Miami Vice but loved the theme song – still one of the greatest TV themes ever.

  • Joe Funtime

    His humorlessness in response to that song is hilariously ironic.

    And they all complain the same, too, apparently.

    The worst part about that Weeds opening is the different singer each week. It’s stupid and VERY annoying.

  • http://www.amandapants.blogspot.com AmandaPants

    I loved the theme song for The O.C. I used to tune in to yell “California! Here we Cooooooome!” And then I’d change the channel. But I enjoyed that song before the show used it.

    I really liked the Six Feet Under opening theme but when I heard the Rome one it felt like a remix of the Six Feet Under theme and also seemed totally out of place for a series about Rome. I still hate it.

  • Anonymous

    Dear anonymous #2 -

    You’re dumb for having missed my sarcasm.

    -anonymous #1,
    unable to spell his own name because he’s from Texas.

  • jewellsaz

    This is an unsubstantiated absurd knee jerk reaction! Malvina’s song is the perfect fit for Weeds. Do you even know what you’re talking about? Weeds whole premise is about a suburban housewife who sells pot in order to take care of her family. Because of her husband’s untimely death she finds herself in a painfully conventional environment doing unconventional things. What do you think Little Boxes is about? Believe it or not there was a time when music was meant to convey a message! It is a song about how suburban life is the epitome of social stratification. This song was written in 1962 and the message is even more relevant today. You have to look like everyone else in order to fit in. And Nancy is not the same as everyone else. Do you know what irony means? It’s a key element in satire. The show and this topic is obviously beyond your intellect.

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