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Test Pilot: Bionic Woman

[Here is where there would be a really pretty picture from Bionic Woman if Moveable Type were presently allowing me to upload photos.] Test Pilot is Tuned In’s semiregular summer preview of the pilots for new fall series. These aren’t reviews, because the pilots can be recast, reshot and improved (or ruined) before air. But [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: Special Guest Edition

I’m out of the print TIME magazine for a couple of weeks, owing to a long-term project, but even if I were in it, anything I could muster would be dwarfed by Eric Pooley’s massive profile of Rupert Murdoch, so I thought I’d link to it in case anyone wants to comment. The profile obviously [...]

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Parents to Congress: Let Us Decide What Our Kids Watch

As much time as I spend on this blog ranting about government regulation of TV content, I haven’t given much publicity to TV Watch, a group advocating for parents who want themselves, not the government, to decide what’s appropriate for their kids to watch. [Update: The group is supported by television networks, who make up [...]

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Lost Discussion Group: Put Your Foot Down

It’s about time that someone took on the much-repeated charge that Lost is the TV show that “never answers any questions.” Last season, during the hiatus after the six-season episode fall run, IDG IGN wrote up a great, exhaustive list of 50 Lost Loose Ends, questions that had been raised but not answered by the [...]

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Letters from a Los Angeles Jail: The Wisdom of Paris Hilton

They say when you reach a crossroad or turning point in life it doesn’t really matter how we got there, but what we do next after we get there. We usually arrive there by adversity. And it is then, only then, that we find out who we truly are and what we are truly made [...]

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Size Matters

Shaq’s Big Challenge. ABC photo: ANGELO CAVALLI I just got a press release from an activist group I haven’t heard of, about a TV-discrimination issue that I’ve never heard voiced. Nation of Size, a group representing “persons of size,” has issued its first report card evaluating the representation of large people in prime time TV. [...]

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What's In a Name? About $5 Billion

Often lost in the excitement over Rupert Murdoch’s attempt to buy Dow Jones and the Wall Street Journal is the possibility that the deal may not mainly be about a newspaper at all but about TV. CNN Money takes a look at the potential for the deal to provide instant brand recognition for Murdoch’s forthcoming [...]

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TV Poll: What's Your Favorite Theme Song?

I’ve been watching a lot of old DVDs and TV shows lately, and one thing that always does my heart good is hearing old theme songs. Not because they’re better or worse necessarily than today’s, but because they’re so long. This is the thing about TV that most tells you how the world has changed [...]

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The U.S. Vs. Jack Bauer

Senate hearings in support of TV-violence legislation began in Washington today, as the Parents Television Council aired a greatest-hits reel of TV gore to bolster the call of Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W. Va.) for government regulation of violence. The hearings also featured testimony from Peter Liguori, entertainment president of Fox, which produces 24. “To be [...]

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JPTV Jr.: Don't Screw With Thomas the Tank Engine

Thomas is watching you. / Photo: HIT Entertainment In the New York Times, reporter David Barboza writes about his experiences as a prisoner of Thomas the Tank Engine, or more accurately, of the Chinese factory he was investigating after reports emerged of lead paint in Chinese-made Thomas toys. It’s not a TV story, exactly, but [...]

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Big Love Watch: Straight Edge

HBO photo: Lacey Terrell Big Love had kept us wondering for a while whether it was actually going to go the whole Brady-Bunch-forbidden-love route with Ben and Margene, and last night the show finally showed us that we weren’t the only ones who had noticed what’s been going on. I was glad, though, that their [...]

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'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

Tuesday, July 10, NBC debuts The Singing Bee, a competition, hosted by NSYNCer Joey Fatone and his Goatee of Death, in which contestants try to remember–or, preferably, misremember–the precise lyrics to pop songs. Which is greater: My embarrassment that I am totally going to watch this show? Or my chagrin that someone listened to Simon [...]

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TV Networks Discover Principles, Or At Least Their PR Departments Do

Over the weekend, CNN’s Larry King stepped into the breach of the Paris Hilton debacle and nobly accepted the burden of interviewing the celebutante after her release from prison. No longer will the voice of the underclass be silenced in the media! More interesting than the Larry King deal, though, was ABC and NBC News’ [...]

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John from Cincinnati Watch: Perfect Parallelism

HBO I received three episodes of JFC for review, so at this point you’re caught up with me. If you’re still watching, which I realize is a big if. Looking back at my notes, this is the point at which I threw up may hands over the plot, conceded that the show was confounding, self-indulgent [...]

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More Adverstalgia: Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

Everything is connected. The other day we discussed commercials selling sugary cereal to kids and a commenter wondered if someday they would go the way of cigarette commercials. Coincidentally, in today’s TIME my column discusses the AMC advertising drama Mad Men, which includes a fictional scene about the creation of the Lucky Strike “It’s Toasted” [...]

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Well, Jessica Rose's Skin Is Awfully Clear

Last year, there was a lot of debate over whether YouTube sensation lonelygirl15 was real or an actress, and a lot of earnest discussion about what that question meant for online ethics and the new media’s effect on narrative. Well, it’s 2007 now, it turned out she was an actress, the ethical/narrative debate was like [...]

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NBC to Paris: A Million for Your Thoughts?

If you believe this morning’s reports, the news media continues to write checks to advance its liberal agenda, this time by… giving a million bucks to a screwed-up heiress? ABC, at least, is charging that it got outbid for an exclusive post-jail interview with Paris Hilton by NBC. NBC counters to the New York Times’ [...]

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Dead Tree Alert: It's An Ad. But Is It Art?

My Culture Complex column in this week’s TIME looks at whether commercials can be greater works than the shows they appear on. The hook is the pilot for ABC’s Cavemen, based on the Geico ads, which was nearly universally dismissed as soon as it was announced. As it turns out, the show looks much better [...]

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Adverstalgia: Taste Thou the Fruit of the Freakies Tree

Yesterday’s discussion about sugared cereal, commercials and Gen X nostalgia for our dangerous youth got me wondering about my favorite breakfast treat from when I was five or six years old. Behold, proof that everything is indeed on YouTube: Fun facts: * Freakies’ flavor = Quisp = awesome * Despite the art, the commercials’ animation [...]

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Should Reporters Give to Campaigns?

I dunno if this is a Swampland or a Tuned In topic, but I’ll take it: MSNBC (link via Romenesko) just posted an extensive study of reporters–TV, radio and print–who have contributed to political campaigns, with or without the blessing of their company policies. (The donations are a matter of public record.) You probably won’t [...]