As a man in my late 30s, I know all about what it’s like to be a teenage girl with problems. The world seems confusing. Your body and emotions are changing. Society is sending you confusing messages. When it’s all too much to take, there’s just one person you want to turn to: the actress from Saved By the Bell and Showgirls.
Elizabeth Berkley, now Elizabeth Berkley Lauren, is dispensing advice at the fledgling site ask-elizabeth.com. Warning: Music. And rainbows. And Hello Kitty.
In other SBTB news, Dustin Diamond goes flat-out freaking bananas on Celebrity Fit Club. To get the best effect, do as I did and listen to Screech’s rant while the music from ask-elizabeth.com plays at the same time. (Thanks tvtattle for the links.)
[Update: paul_lukasiak reminds me that I forgot Mario Lopez is in the news! And may end up hosting The Price Is Right! What was I thinking? And Mark-Paul Gosselaar, we’re praying for you this pilot season, buddy.)