…is The Sarah Silverman Program, because I’ve already seen it. You should, though, and I want to hear what you think, because as I wrote (and have heard), it’s a polarizing show. But mostly because I’d love to see what the Venn diagram of Comedy Central watchers + time.com readers is.

Tonight Tuned In hopscotches the NBC Must-See Comedy lineup: The Office and 30 Rock si, Scrubs no, My Name Is Earl… mmmmmmaybe. To fill the gaps I may watch another episode or two of the very promising midseason Andy Richter sitcom NBC sent. Ugly Betty goes into the TiVo freezer for later, as does Letterman’s [...]

OK, let’s take a hypothetical. You’ve just devoted the resources of a major city to shutting down roads and rails in order to keep the people of your good metropolis safe from a plague of homemade lite brites, one that somehow managed to infest nine other cities without mass panic. Do you (a) swallow hard, [...]

First they took Boston. Now they’re attacking our bars. All you armchair quarterbacks who said the Homeland Security budget should be focused on trivia like securing ex-Soviet nuke material, atomic-power plants and major urban subway systems–you’re not laughing now, are you?