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JPTV: What I'm Watching Tonight

Returned from vacation to a stack of screeners, which means I’ll be catching up on my Future TV for a while, including Showtime’s The Tudors, FX’s The Riches, ABC’s October Road and–saving the classiest for last–The CW’s The Pussycat Dolls Present the Search for the Next Doll. Something tells me this is one singing contest [...]

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How to Fix the Oscars (Yeah, Right)

The premise of this post is flawed. Because it’s pretty clear that the Academy doesn’t want to fix the Oscars, isn’t it? It wants them to run for three hours and 52 minutes. It wants them to be dull and self-indulgent. And it wants you to shut up and sit there and remember how much [...]