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President Bush's Swearing Ceremony

Warning: The following post quotes the President of the United States and, therefore, contains language that may be unsuitable for small children. When he ran for President in 2000, George W. Bush pledged to a Clinton-scandal-weary America that he would work hard to restore dignity to the nation’s highest office. Bush continued that campaign today, [...]

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CBS's Fall Schedule, From the Chicken's Butt to Your TV Screen

The term "scrambled signals" is about to take on new meaning. CBS is announcing today that it has discovered a new medium to advertise its fall schedule on: your breakfast. Namely, millions of chicken eggs, on which it plans to stencil numerous corny promos for its shows. (To wit: "Crack the Case on CBS," for [...]